How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.