How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.