How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.