How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.