How did the blonde die raking leaves?

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.