How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.