How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.