How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.