How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.