What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong