What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.