What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.