What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!