What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.