Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Previous Random Joke Next

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Top Jokes More Top Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !