Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Where do muslim terrorists go when they die?

INTO BUILDINGS

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops