Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops