Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !