Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!