What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !