What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.