What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider