What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.