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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.