What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What goes into thirteen twice?

Roman Polanski.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.