The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Atrophy!
You've got to be choking
Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
CANTELOPE
They fall in love.
Chase it round the garden
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
The urge to pop a cold one.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
