What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Urge Jokes More Urge Jokes

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Dog Chase Car Jokes More Dog Chase Car Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.