What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...