What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

Urge Jokes More Urge Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Dog Chase Car Jokes More Dog Chase Car Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.