The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
Desperate!
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Because they cantaloupe...
Fiance
Five after one.
It chases parked cars !
The urge to crack open a cold one
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
