Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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Mitsuheshe.

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AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B