Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.