Necrophilia.
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The urge to crack open a cold one
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
An Inmate
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Cook-a-doodle-do!
We're both lawyers.
They can never get past the bar.
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
A plastic parrot!
I don't know, and I don't care.
Even if it is cold it's still good.
