Urge Jokes

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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The urge to crack open a cold one

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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It was a brief chase...

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The returner can catch a punt...

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile