Urge Jokes

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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