Necrophilia.
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The urge to crack open a cold one
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Egypt
Ruth-less.
Because they got nun to love them
So they can drive with the handcuffs on.
Jesus, take the wheel!
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!
When you get stiff before she does.
2Na
A goldfish!
They meet up and crack each other up.
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Because their balls would show.
Because it went straight pasta.
