What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Egypt

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