What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What else?

You've walked out of wife"

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.