What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam