What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove