What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.