What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!