What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!