What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.