What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.