What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.