What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.