What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Rant Jokes More Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.