What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Rant Jokes More Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.