Life eventually ends.
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Please go back there.
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
They end every statement with init
Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh