What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.