What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.