What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.