What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

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A Free Willy.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.