What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.