How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!