How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!