How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation