How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue