How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!