How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.