How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!