How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!