How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.