Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Toucan
Only one, but it takes nine years.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
