How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude