Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
Turned down 4 watt
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
Pro-state cancer.
Hi, Ladies!
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
None, they prefer natural light
