Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
For the watch!
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?
None, they prefer natural light
