Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
None, they don't change anything.
Need to know ASAP.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
None because feminist can't change anything.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
I can't stand being in this
O....Hi!.....o.....
With a sah, dude
