How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.