It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
A: Lettuce pray
Because she was told it makes you see things!
None, that's what interns are for.
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.