What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.