What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.