What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.