What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.