What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.