What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.