What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.