What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.