Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.