Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

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What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak