Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !