How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..