How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark