How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort