What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)