How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt