How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark