What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."