What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."