What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."