What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."