What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."