What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."