Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Canadian club on the rocks.
Aboooooooooty call.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Because they all had a tare
By selling your camera.
They capture your special moments.
Tim Hortons.