Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.