Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino