What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys