What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.