Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.