Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."