Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."