Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

What did Helen Keller name her dog?

akjnveoajknoea

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.