Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull