Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls