Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.