Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.