Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.