Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Wrestler Jokes More Wrestler Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte