What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.