What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !