What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.