What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.