What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine