What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !