What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !