What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus