Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.