Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.