Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line