Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.