Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...