Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Hour Ago Jokes More Hour Ago Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...