Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.