What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...