What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are you naked?

dammit