What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Previous Random Joke Next

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"