What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why are you naked?

dammit

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."