Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.