Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.