Sea Shell Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.