Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What's the most racist math discipline?

Statistics.