Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.