Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...