Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!