Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.