Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.