Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.