Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.