What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.