What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D