What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!