How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it