What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.