What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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A line of marathon runners

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Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.