How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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King's Landing

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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To prevent them from whistling.

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.