He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
For Harambe.
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
He got arrested for possession.
He wanted to be with his family.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
It gets Camel-Towed.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Heman-giomas
