How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.