Why did the number one go to jail?

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed