Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart