Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce