Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"