What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."