What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.