What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna