What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.