What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.