What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.